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Takin’ Care of Business
Food Safety Talk 108: Hyperbole and fire ants
Portlandia Season 6
Louis CK on airplane wifi
Back to Work
Longer Contact Times Increase Cross-Contamination of Enterobacter aerogenes from Surfaces to Food; Is the five-second rule real?
barfblog: 89 now sick with hep a what kind of trendy smoothie place gets their frozen strawberries from egypt
Multistate outbreak of hepatitis A linked to frozen strawberries
Getting Things Done
Meat and Poultry Inspection Dialogue
Genetic determinants of heat resistance in Escherichia coli
New York Times: ‘Five-Second Rule’ for Food on Floor Is Untrue, Study Finds
Rutgers Researchers Debunk ‘Five-Second Rule’: Eating Food off the Floor Isn’t Safe
Rutgers Open Access Policy & SOAR
Modeling the growth of Listeria monocytogenes on cut cantaloupe, honeydew and watermelon
Mr. Robot
wikipedia Five-second rule
Surface sanitation and microbiological food quality of a university foodservice operation
So Long Farewell